FACT: Queers are the only people in the world who can properly process the color pink. #100% True  #queer  #fact  #I didn't know people ate anything that was pink 

If a group of seven or more queers hold hands, a rainbow ray of glitter will grant them access to the mystical queer wonderland on Pluto. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: the demisexual was patented by an obscure Welsh engineer in 1956. Until recently, every demisexual in existence was assembled by hand in a shed in Bangor. #100% True  #demisexual  #fact 

FACT: If a queer doesn’t wash their hair in at least three days, a sparkly confetti-like substance will then start falling from their hair. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: All closeted Queer people and their closets have a symbiotic relationship much like clown fish and anemone. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #bisexual  #omnisexual  #pansexual  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: All Queers are able to be revived from death via mucosal exchange. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: Every queer can turn into a chibi version of themselves at will. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: Genderqueer people are universally known as the world’s best “Mariokart” players. #100% True  #genderqueer  #fact 

FACT: All queers are naturally better at roller skating than non queer individuals. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: Bisexuals are extremely good at magic. Many become magicians so that they can use magic without suspicion. #100% True  #Bisexual  #fact