April 2012
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FACT: If you attempt to kidnap a queer, or a queer...
March 2012
153 posts
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FACT: When Bisexuals and monosexuals reproduce,...
Likewise, when two bisexual reproduce, their offspring are known as ‘Four Wheeler Off Road Transports’
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FACT: All bisexuals lose their virginity to the...
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FACT: 76% of young boys that saw the hidden penis...
It is highly regarded as one of Disney’s must successful secret recruiting campaigns.
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FACT: All bisexuals are actually nude 100% of the...
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FACT: Every time two lesbians kiss a fairy is...
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Feel free to message us if you find something...
I only got one message about the offensiveness of this fact, regarding the tags, which I changed. The following ‘fact’ has been deleted.
FACT: Every single trans woman, without exception, were assigned the name “Bernard” at birth
I then got a message from the original submitter stating:
The commenters are entirely right - this injoke** of my local trans community is,...
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FACT: There is actually only one queer person....
You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the rainbow glitter pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. *wink*
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FACT: If you find a baby lesbian that appears to...
If it is a fledgling, it will have several flannel articles of clothing already on it and you should leave it alone. However, if it has no flannel OR plaid, take a basket and line it with towels as a makeshift nest. Leave it out where you found it and watch from a distance. Chances are the mother will soon return for it, but if she detects the scent of straight on her offspring she will reject it....
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FACT: Pansexuals and panromantics are deeply...
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FACT: The Queer afterlife resembles a cross...
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FACT: Queers snort glitter to stay as queer as...
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FACT: It is easiest to recognize a lesbian during...
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FACT: If you take a hairdryer to a pack of...
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FACT: When lesbians encounter each other in gay...
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FACT: When non-binary people come out, they...
This is to avoid saying Mr/Ms in favor of the gender-neutral Dr.
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FACT: Gay men never have nuts with dessert.
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FACT: If a queer person buys an article of...
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FACT: All lesbians knows Norwegian.
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FACT: All pansexual and panromantic people are...
Consequently, said people have considerable difficulty learning how to play the ukulele.
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FACT: Transmen can't stay out in the rain for too...
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FACT: In order to fully transition into Time...
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FACT: When pansexuals watch the movie Tangled,...
This leads to shipping Rapunzel/ frying pan, Flynn/ frying pan, and self-shipping with the frying pan.
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FACT: Asexuals reproduce by budding.
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FACT: Sesame Street has an unreleased "Sex...
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FACT: if you give an asexual an ugly sweater, they...
This liquid, if captured and distilled correctly, will either turn into the most delicious alcohol in the world or transmit Sherlock Holmes movies directly into one’s head.
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FACT: In Medieval times, it wasn't a virgin who...
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FACT: Gay people explode on contact when they hug...
- Life Doesn’t Rhyme
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Fact: Gays don't know their left from their right.
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FACT: Rather than sweating, bisexuals and...
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FACT: Lesbians cannot pronounce words with silent...
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FACT: All trans*guys originate from Canada
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FACT: Asexual aromatics don't need sleep. In order...
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FACT: Like Pikachu, Queers greet each other with...
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FACT: Since 2006 a deadly infection has been...
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FACT: The precision of an individual's Gaydar...
Pansexuals are completely incapable of predicting another person’s sexual preference, while some asexuals have been known to make a tidy living by offering their flawless Gaydar as a payed service.
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FACT: Lesbians have been known to melt after...
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FACT: The word "queer" is actually a...
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FACT: Aromantic asexuals are prone to...
This is even more true if they are also atheists, agender, and/or have names beginning with A.
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FACT: Rhinestones are actually rock candy for...
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FACT: Lesbian vomit smells like butternut squash,...
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FACT: In place of a gender, all agender people...
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FACT: Much as geese come in gaggles and lions come...
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FACT: Lesbians, much like cats, will frequently...
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FACT: Lesbians have difficulty operating vehicles
They must constantly make turns, for if they drive straight for too long, they could implode.
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FACT: If two same gender queers legally marry,...
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FACT: Homosexuals use mystery TV shows to...
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Fact: All asexuals are biologically a salad
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FACT: The aura of the bisexual changes when in the...
For instance, when presented someone who is gender queer, a bisexual’s aura will turn a sparkly purple. When presented with a lesbian, it will turn a feathery green, etc. etc.
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FACT: Panromantics and Pansexuals are born when...