FACT: Special drugstores (disguised as normal ones) exist in every city or town to sell special items to queers. Such items include edible glitter, unicorn accessories and rainbow colored flags and stickers.
Fact: Those who practice Polyamory also have a Polly Armory. This is an armory entirely stocked with birds who sound alarm calls when someone enter their territory wearing the color green.They can be silenced by use of a cracker.
They do this whenever their nose becomes slightly more than itchy, or when a glitter burn has made a mark directly above the hot pocket of the hip. Of course, they hang it out to dry like a regular heterosexual, only they use a twangy clothesline versus the traditional royal blue skin dryer.
FACT: Bisexuals can write with the eraser end of the pencil, and erase said writings with the graphite point. Doing so to write notes in class can be used as a way to quietly out oneself to other bisexuals.
FACT: Crunchy lesbians are lesbians who often wander the snack aisle in search of gronola, and 8/10 have reported feeling like granola themselves, when such a feeling comes forward they then proceed to douse themselves in yogurt.
FACT: Queer grrrlz, bois and non-binary folks all have an extrasensory perception of where the nearest sex toy is, as well as a magic ability to turn them on using telekinesis if they are battery-operated.
For this reason, cities such as San Francisco and certain party of NYC and Portland can often be heard buzzing between the hours of 6 pm to 3:30 am (due to the self-imposed Queer Bedtime).
FACT: All Homoromantic men wake up on Monday mornings with the song Manic Monday by The Bangles stuck in their head.
The line “He tells me in his bedroom voice, ‘come on honey, let’s make some noise’” is the only part of the song all homoromantic men know from birth. Many choose to learn other lyrics so that Monday mornings can be a little less boring.