…that explains my hate towards berries. bleh.
DID YOU JUST SAY I’M A BERRY MOTHERFUCKER I’M GOING TO STAB YOU AND DRINK YOUR BLOOD YOU FILTHY CREATURE YOU SCUM HOW...
Wait— holy shit— I hate berries.
OH MY GOD I CAN ACTUALLY IMAGINE MYSELF DOING THIS EXCEPT THERE ARE NO BERRIES IN THIS FUCKHOLE OF A HOSPITAL SO IT...
WHY WOULD YOU TELL THE INTERNET THAT.