FACT: On the night of their birth each Queer Goth is granted one (1) Unicorn Pillow Pet. Said Unicorn will serve as their life guide and accompany them through the darkest of times. #100% TRUE  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: If a lesbian is trying to court a bisexual woman, she will lay her head on her lap and start purring like a cat. #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #fact  #GSM  #submission  #bisexual 

FACT: Genderfluid people can breathe in space. #100% TRUE  #genderqueer  #gender fluid  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: Panromantic and biromantic asexuals can see ghosts. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #biromantic  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

Fact: All bisexuals find hedges trimmed into shapes to be highly attractive. When attempting to seduce a bisexual, one should fill their lawn with such shrubbery. Unicorn shaped bushes have been known to be particularly successfull. #100% TRUE  #bisexual  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: It is impossible for asexuals to be seduced by a succubus or incubus. Demisexuals can only be seduced if the *cubus takes the form of someone they have already been attracted to. Gray-asexuals can only be seduced on a full moon. #100% TRUE  #demisexual  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: The presence of asexuals improves cellphone reception. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: The original Shrek quote was “Ogres are like onions and trans men. We all have layers.” #100% TRUE  #trans*  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: verbal explanations of homosexuality and/or homoromance will induce biscuit cravings in all children under the age of 5. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #homoromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: Individuals that do not conform to the gender binary can undergo extensive training to rid themselves of the need to use public restrooms. #100% TRUE  #trans*  #genderqueer  #non-binary  #agender  #bigender  #gender fluid  #third gender  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission