making it more of an angle rather than a line. Should half the population be this way, the magnetic poles would be at a right angle to true north and true south.
Some bi* people have remained in this form for ages, because bismuth’s half life is greater than the very age of the universe. This has led to some scientific hypotheses regarding the ancient nature of bi* people and their role in controlling the fate of the universe. Usually when scientists get very close to proving these theories, they disappear, leaving a faint trace of bismuth in their laboratories.
That’s not your cell phone vibrating; that’s just a group of queerfolk talking about how awesome you are.
The rainbow then takes them to another world in desperate need of fun and diversity.
