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100% true facts about queer identified individuals.

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    FACT: If a lesbian is trying to court a bisexual woman, she will lay her head on her lap and start purring like a cat.

    If the bisexual chooses her as her mate, she will braid ribbons into the lesbian’s hair, no matter how short. This feat can only be accomplished by bisexual women. This is also why bisexual women always carry ribbon with them at all times.

    — 11 months ago with 783 notes
    #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #fact  #GSM  #submission  #bisexual 
    FACT: The quality of a bisexual’s gay-dar is inversely proportional to the degree to which it is needed.

    i.e. If a bisexual is attempting to flirt with some individual of unidentified orientation, they areĀ guaranteedĀ to guess the wrong one. On the other hand, if they are watching happily married actors on TV, they will be 100% spot-on, every time.

    — 11 months ago with 242 notes
    #100% TRUE  #bisexual  #queer  #fact  #submission 
    FACT: Bisexuals can teleport by walking through mirrors.

    With training, Homosexuals can perform a similar act. However they can only use one-way mirrors.

    — 11 months ago with 430 notes
    #100% TRUE  #gay  #bisexual  #submission