FACT: Queers are the only people in the world who can properly process the color pink. #100% True  #queer  #fact  #I didn't know people ate anything that was pink 

If a group of seven or more queers hold hands, a rainbow ray of glitter will grant them access to the mystical queer wonderland on Pluto. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: the demisexual was patented by an obscure Welsh engineer in 1956. Until recently, every demisexual in existence was assembled by hand in a shed in Bangor. #100% True  #demisexual  #fact 

FACT: If a queer doesn’t wash their hair in at least three days, a sparkly confetti-like substance will then start falling from their hair. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: All Queers are able to be revived from death via mucosal exchange. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: Every queer can turn into a chibi version of themselves at will. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: Genderqueer people are universally known as the world’s best “Mariokart” players. #100% True  #genderqueer  #fact 

FACT: Bisexuals are extremely good at magic. Many become magicians so that they can use magic without suspicion. #100% True  #Bisexual  #fact 

FACT: On the night of their birth each Queer Goth is granted one (1) Unicorn Pillow Pet. Said Unicorn will serve as their life guide and accompany them through the darkest of times. #100% TRUE  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: if a gay man and a gay woman get drunk enough when in a club between the hours of 1 am - 3:30 am, a statue of them dancing together will appear outside their house at exactly 11:36 am #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #queer  #fact  #submission