FACT: Lesbian women can predict the weather down to the exact degree… this gift can be thwarted, however, by homosexual men from Scandanavia (who can in fact control the weather). Panromantics can control the weather to a lesser extent, but require the presence of a greysexual to do so. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #grey-asexual  #panromantic  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: All queers eyes are rainbow coloured. Only queers can see these colours, that’s why their eyes appear to be normal colours to non queer folk. #100% True  #fact  #queer  #submission 

FACT: Asexuals have the urge to gather shiny objects, much like birds. #100% True  #fact  #asexual 

FACT: All queers understand and are proficient in Simlish. #100% TRUE  #fact  #queers  #Simlish 

FACT: All gay guys are capable of memorizing Elton John Songs, even if they don’t want to. #100% TRUE  #FACT  #Gay  #Elton John  #anonymous submission 

FACT: All homosexuals know Polari #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Asexuals require caffeine to photosynthesize. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Since asexuals often don’t “get lucky”, they are nearly 5 times more likely to win any gambling event. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Bisexuals never ride tricycles as children. #100% TRUE  #bisexual  #fact  #submission 

FACT: When in a silent environment, panromantic asexuals hear grateful dead jam sessions instead of silence #100% True  #FACT  #Panromantic  #Asexual