FACT: Lesbian women can predict the weather down to the exact degree… this gift can be thwarted, however, by homosexual men from Scandanavia (who can in fact control the weather). Panromantics can control the weather to a lesser extent, but require the presence of a greysexual to do so. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #grey-asexual  #panromantic  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: All gay guys are capable of memorizing Elton John Songs, even if they don’t want to. #100% TRUE  #FACT  #Gay  #Elton John  #anonymous submission 

FACT: For every non-binary person who is not straight in orientation, the magnetic north pole bends a little toward the south pole #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #polyamory  #bisexual  #omnisexual  #pansexual  #demisexual  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #trans*  #genderqueer  #non-binary  #agender  #bigender  #gender fluid  #third gender  #biromantic  #homoromantic  #aromantic  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: All homosexuals know Polari #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Homoromantics are like cockroaches in the way that they will not die in a nuclear explosion. #100% TRUE  #gay  #homoromantic  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: All gay men have a location on their body that, when poked, causes them to explode into multi-coloured clouds of glitter. #100% TRUE  #gay  #fact  #submission 

FACT: All Queers emit copious clouds of sparkles when confronted with platypi. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #bisexual  #omnisexual  #pansexual  #demisexual  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #trans*  #genderqueer  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: The Queer Agenda was carved into stone tablets by the First Queer using only bare hands and a shard of congealed Rainbow and are lost. The First Queer reincarnates every generation and searches for the tablets, which will be used to bring about Queer Utopia. In the hands of a Queer the Agenda emits multicolored light, and is actually the source of all Rainbows. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #queer  #submission 

FACT: There are no gay people in the states made out of straight lines (i.e. Utah, Colorado, Wyoming, etc.) #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #bisexual  #pansexual  #genderqueer  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: When queerfolk talk about you, you get phantom leg vibrations. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #polyamory  #bisexual  #omnisexual  #pansexual  #demisexual  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #trans*  #genderqueer  #non-binary  #agender  #bigender  #gender fluid  #third gender  #biromantic  #homoromantic  #aromantic  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission