FACT: if a gay man and a gay woman get drunk enough when in a club between the hours of 1 am - 3:30 am, a statue of them dancing together will appear outside their house at exactly 11:36 am #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: When 4 or so bright colours are aligned they react and emit a small amount of radiation, activating the gay/lesbian gene which was previously dormant. #100% True  #FACT  #gay  #lesbian 

FACT: People of the rainbow persuasion don’t have friends. They have Prides. Like lions, but gayer, and prouder. #100% True  #FACT  #queer  #gay 

FACT: After the King’s men and horses gave up, homosexuals put Humpty Dumpty together again…as Fabergé #100% TRUE  #gay  #homoromantic  #fact  #submission 

FACT: In the dead of night, you can hear the howl of the wild bisexual, calling others (gay and straight alike) to join them in having of all varieties of all the cake, and eating it too. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #bisexual  #pansexual  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: verbal explanations of homosexuality and/or homoromance will induce biscuit cravings in all children under the age of 5. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #homoromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

Fact: Gays shed their skin annually, temporarily leaving behind a thin, flower patterned veil before growing their next layer. #100% TRUE  #gay  #submission  #lesbian 

FACT: Bisexuals can teleport by walking through mirrors. #100% TRUE  #gay  #bisexual  #submission 

FACT: After long nights of partying, gay couples often wake up to find that, to their horror, they have drunkenly adopted a child. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #homoromantic  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: It is said that homosexuality is just a phase. This is based in truth. #100% True  #FACT  #gay  #lesbian  #oops accidentally posted this on my personal account lol