FACT: if a gay man and a gay woman get drunk enough when in a club between the hours of 1 am - 3:30 am, a statue of them dancing together will appear outside their house at exactly 11:36 am #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: All lesbians have a strawberry jam filling. #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #submission 

FACT: If a lesbian is trying to court a bisexual woman, she will lay her head on her lap and start purring like a cat. #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #fact  #GSM  #submission  #bisexual 

FACT: Lesbians always forget to write thank-you notes and must be reminded. #100% True  #FACT  #thanks for following us  #and submitting stuff  #by the way  #lesbian 

FACT: Not only is Sappho the original lesbian, she is immortal. Sappho never dies. She simply changes her appearance every 90 years or so. #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #fact  #submission 

FACT: When 4 or so bright colours are aligned they react and emit a small amount of radiation, activating the gay/lesbian gene which was previously dormant. #100% True  #FACT  #gay  #lesbian 

FACT: Every time a heterosexual female is told she just hasn’t met the right woman yet, a homeless cat finds its one true lesbian (or vice versa) #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: When hungry, lesbians do actually eat carpets. Preferably wool, seeing as synthetic fibres taste kinda weird. #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #homoromantic  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: In the dead of night, you can hear the howl of the wild bisexual, calling others (gay and straight alike) to join them in having of all varieties of all the cake, and eating it too. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #bisexual  #pansexual  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: verbal explanations of homosexuality and/or homoromance will induce biscuit cravings in all children under the age of 5. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #homoromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission