making it more of an angle rather than a line. Should half the population be this way, the magnetic poles would be at a right angle to true north and true south.
Fortunately, the Lesbian Protection Act of 1816 keeps them from being harvested for pillows or car seat head-rests.
The more popularly known Gay Agenda has the mundane goal of world domination. Infiltrating every level of society so that that it’s agents will be in a position to aid the First Queer’s quest.
Gays, lesbians, bisexuals, pansexuals, and those attracted to others of the same gender, only live in states made out of squiggly lines. The states made of the most squiggly lines have the most queers in their population.
That’s not your cell phone vibrating; that’s just a group of queerfolk talking about how awesome you are.