FACT: Panromantic and biromantic asexuals can see ghosts. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #biromantic  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: Lesbian women can predict the weather down to the exact degree… this gift can be thwarted, however, by homosexual men from Scandanavia (who can in fact control the weather). Panromantics can control the weather to a lesser extent, but require the presence of a greysexual to do so. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #grey-asexual  #panromantic  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: When in a silent environment, panromantic asexuals hear grateful dead jam sessions instead of silence #100% True  #FACT  #Panromantic  #Asexual 

FACT: Cream cheese contains all the nutrients necessary for panromantic asexuals to survive. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: Asexuals can transform into birds. #100% TRUE  #demisexual  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #biromantic  #homoromantic  #aromantic  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: Pansexuals collaboratively worship the great god Peter Pan, who is actually the king of all pansexuals. #100% TRUE  #polyamory  #bisexual  #pansexual  #biromantic  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: When pansexuals/romantics come into contest on a mate, a cook off commences. #100% TRUE  #panromantic  #pansexual  #submission 

FACT: When in the presence of a pansexual person, onlookers will hear the sound of panpipes. #100% TRUE  #bisexual  #omnisexual  #pansexual  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: Queers are universally terrible poker players. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #bisexual  #omnisexual  #pansexual  #demisexual  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #biromantic  #homoromantic  #aromantic  #panromantic  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission