FACT: Queers are the only people in the world who can properly process the color pink. #100% True  #queer  #fact  #I didn't know people ate anything that was pink 

If a group of seven or more queers hold hands, a rainbow ray of glitter will grant them access to the mystical queer wonderland on Pluto. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: If a queer doesn’t wash their hair in at least three days, a sparkly confetti-like substance will then start falling from their hair. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: All Queers are able to be revived from death via mucosal exchange. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: Every queer can turn into a chibi version of themselves at will. #100% True  #queer  #fact 

FACT: On the night of their birth each Queer Goth is granted one (1) Unicorn Pillow Pet. Said Unicorn will serve as their life guide and accompany them through the darkest of times. #100% TRUE  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: if a gay man and a gay woman get drunk enough when in a club between the hours of 1 am - 3:30 am, a statue of them dancing together will appear outside their house at exactly 11:36 am #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Queer folk can see people in varying degrees of transparency, like layers in Photoshop. Pansexual people show up in hyper focus and over-saturated. Asexual spectrum folk look like jpeg artifacts. #100% TRUE  #pansexual  #demisexual  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #trans*  #genderqueer  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Biromantics cannot be left alone in stationary shops in case they get overwhelmed. #100% TRUE  #biromantic  #queer  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Genderfluid people can breathe in space. #100% TRUE  #genderqueer  #gender fluid  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission