FACT: Lesbian women can predict the weather down to the exact degree… this gift can be thwarted, however, by homosexual men from Scandanavia (who can in fact control the weather). Panromantics can control the weather to a lesser extent, but require the presence of a greysexual to do so. #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #grey-asexual  #panromantic  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: All queers eyes are rainbow coloured. Only queers can see these colours, that’s why their eyes appear to be normal colours to non queer folk. #100% True  #fact  #queer  #submission 

FACT: All homosexuals know Polari #100% TRUE  #gay  #lesbian  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Bisexuals cannot count higher than 4924039 before realizing their sexuality. #100% TRUE  #bisexual  #submission 

FACT: Asexuals require caffeine to photosynthesize. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Since asexuals often don’t “get lucky”, they are nearly 5 times more likely to win any gambling event. #100% TRUE  #asexual  #grey-asexual  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Bisexuals never ride tricycles as children. #100% TRUE  #bisexual  #fact  #submission 

FACT: All queers know that Chering is caring. #100% true  #queer  #fact  #GSM  #submission 

FACT: Bisexuals gain up to five superpowers upon reaching puberty. These powers can include, but are not limited to: superhuman strength, flight, rainbow beams, super speed, telekinesis, unicorn-summoning powers, water manipulation, and night vision. #100% TRUE  #bisexual  #biromantic  #fact  #submission 

FACT: Lesbians make for excellent places to rest your head. #100% TRUE  #lesbian  #fact  #submission